1. Notes: 2 / 8 months ago  from fivis

   Fresh From 4chan

   fivis:

   /b/ currently has a stickied thread, apparently for its epic nature, featuring a chain of quality meme participation mimicking the Joker’s lines in The Dark Knight. I got a decent number of laughs out of it and because many are horrendous and 4chan links are not permanent here are some:

   My father…was a baker…and a fiend.
   And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, cooking. Mommy orders take-out to defend herself. He doesn’t like this. Not. One. Bit.
   
   My father…was a Jesus…and a fiend.
   And one night, one night he dies for my sins, crazier than usual. Mommy watches Zeitgeist to defend herself. He doesn’t like this. Not. One. Bit. 
   
   My father…was an iPod…and a fiend.
   And one night, he goes off craazziier than usual, dominating the market. Mommy goes and buys a Zune to defend herself. He doesn’t like this. Not. One. Bit.
   
   My father…was a American Economy…and a fiend.
   And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, crumbling. Mommy moves to Europe to defend herself. He doesn’t like this. Not. One. Bit. 
   
   My father…was a theoretical physicist…and a fiend.
   And one night, he creates a resonance cascade, crazier than usual. Mommy got a crowbar to defend herself. He doesn’t like this. Not. One. Bit. 
   
   My father… was a Ryu…and a fiend.
   And one night, one night he hadukening, craazziier than usual. Mommy gets a Tiger fist to defend herself. He doesn’t like this. Not. One. Bit. 
   

   My father…was a cat…and a fiend.
   One night, one night he starts being alive and dead at the same time, crazier than usual. Mommy looks in the box to defend herself. He doesn’t like this. Not. One. Bit.
   
   My father…was a paper salesman…and a fiend.
   And one night, one night the Haitian goes off craazziier than usual, erasing memories. Mommy used Mr. Muggles to defend herself. He doesn’t like this. Not. One. Bit.

   My father…was Chinese…and a fiend.
   And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, delivering food. Mommy orders take-out to defend herself. He doesn’t like this. Not. One. Bit.

   Fucking loved this thread.

2. Notes

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   2. risu reblogged this from fivis and added:

      oh 4chan, you’re

   3. mikerapin reblogged this from fivis and added:

      Fucking loved this thread.

   4. fivis posted this

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